Funny Stuff 2

Innuendo - We all know what you're thinking, don't try to deny it


Twin turbo - Because everything good comes in pairs


Can we get this one Daddy? - Yes son, yes we can


Epic boobs - Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds


Perseverance - Sometimes, the wait is worth it


Rejection - We all handle it differently


Inevitability - If you suck hundreds of dicks, your mouth structure will eventually change


Future plans - A computer engineer or a lawyer


Epic failure - And that shit is permanent


Drugs - Fuck they make us dance awesome


Nothing - Is fucking expensive nowadays


Spiderman - Not what Stan Lee envisioned in 1963


Enjoy - Your stay in Russia


Soon, my pretties - Soon you will be mine


Myspace - Because following girls around at the mall is way too much work


McDonalds - Animal growth hormones are good for something, hippies


Peace - Through superior bust size


Hope - Because she just might wanna hear about your 12th level Paladin


Japan - Fuck yeah


Japanese Culture - A tragic side effect of the Hiroshima bombing


Japan - Superior


Hide in plain sight - You knew there was a reason you took a level of Shadowdancer


Sexism - Only ugly bitches complain about it


Swedish Girls - Making British girls look ugly since 1428


Saving your own ass first - Fuck the crowd, you have a rocket seat to take you to safety


Fucking metal - No matter how brutal you try to be, there's always someone ruining it for you


America - Is this what we've become?


Fat Emo - When the world gets you down, eat it


Formerly Obese Man - He's formerly obese


Responsibility - You really shouldn't laugh, but, this is kinda funny!


Crayons - For colouring and shit, yo


Shit guys - BRB


Vengeance - When there are no free candies, burn it with fire


No matter what - Women are here for a reason


In case of earthquake - Go go gadget legs


Good idea - Give it here Imma fuck him up


Congratulations - You just beat two trees!


Dual Wielding Aks - Shoulda left a hand free to zip your fly there, Chief


Context - Without it, some things just look wrong


18 times the speed of light - Because fuck you, Einstein


Cunt Punt - Still hurts even if you don't have balls


Faggots - Fuck shit Jesus, what if they get more tanks?


Snipers - Gotta love them


Stupidity - Taking it to a whole new level