Durian Fest 2

Supposed to post this before the BBQ thingy but I forgot about it.


Yea yea I know Gerald looks like he's giving the durian a blowjob. He's kinda gay sometimes you know. Lick lick? HahHAhAH OWNEDDddd


At least can use him as indon maid la ahHahHa OWNEDDD


This is my classmate since Primary 1 until Form 5, the legendary self-talker Jeremy Teo. Malu being around him sometimes lol


Mysterious guy.....guess who


Limpei is I, I is limpei

Argh 2

Check out my attachable nail


Now you see it


Now you don't. Cool eh? I made my mum lose her appetite to eat with my thumb wahahaha

Cocktail Recipe #8

Pastis Water



Pastis 51(40ml)
Mineral water (120ml)

Cocktail Recipe #7

Rusty Nail



Scotch Whiskey (40ml)
Drambuie (20ml)

LoL

Have you ever experienced breaking the chair when you're watching movie in the cinema? I went to watch The Guardian today with Leslie and Jui Siang because my free movie tickets expire today. And halfway through the movie, suddenly Jui Siang broke the chair and fell down. And he's only around 45kg lol.

Damn what an ass

Cocktail Recipe #6

Aberdeen Angus



Scotch Whiskey (45 ml)
Drambuie (20 ml)
Honey (1 tbsp)
Lemon Juice (15 ml)

Note: Light the Scotch Whiskey on fire before mixing.

OWNED!

This ought to be one of the funniest article that I've read. That motherfucker got scammed LOL. Imagine flirting with a 'hot' girl on the Internet where she's actually an aged piece of shit who's so ugly that you'll lose your appetite and kill yourself. LOL LOL LOL FLYING SKIRT WOOHOO LOL

Lesson Of The Day: Be careful when you chat with people that you don't know because you might lose your appetite and kill yourself.

t3h L33t n1gHt

t3h Shenton Lai said wanna do bbq.
So here goes t3h l33t aDv3ntUr3

The preparations
Shenton fetch me up from my house and we went around 3rd mile trying to find cold storages that are open but we had no luck. So we tried out our luck in MJC and we fetched Keith and Shane up on the way. After buying some (alot) lamb shanks and chicken wings, we went to Shane's house to marinate the lamb shanks and chicken wings. But he howlien don't wanna show his pro'ness so he asked his mother do.


This is Keith trying to help out (he's acting kwai and innocent only)

After that Shenton and I went to his old house and switch his Benz with his truck to bring the wheelbarrow (which will later be used as our bbq pit) to Shenton's house. Keith and I had to sit behind the truck all the way from Shane's house to Shenton's house.


It's cool to sit behind the truck hahaha

Shane said need to use sand and bricks as a base before putting in the charcoal so we went around and stole some sand from people's house.


Shane thinks he's cool sitting behind the truck lol


Switched the truck with the BMW and drove back to Shenton's old house to switch with the Benz.


All these trouble of switching cars because all of Shenton's cars no fuel except the Benz lol

T3h L33t BBQ N1gHt


Shane's trying to use his psychic powers to start the fire (Nananaaaa zehng zehngg zehnnggg...)


t3h BBQ time yum yum...that's me on the most right holding a mountain of meat lol. Both so-called chefs Pin and Shane refused to show off their skill so we ended up with a bunch of overcooked+overburnt chicken wings (mainly due to Daniel's fault for not being alert).


This is what happens when you throw butter in the pit


These people are wasting butter la

t3h cI3aN1Ng uP pR0c3SS






Santa Claus is cominggg to townn
I don't know why Gerald had the weird expression on his face as if he got fucked or something so don't ask me ahahhah



Random stuff




Trip to Kuching International Airport

Sze Ching came back to Kuching at around 12 a.m. I think. So, Shenton brought all of us to the airport behind his truck after the BBQ.




It was quite embarassing cause everyone at the airport was laughing at us lo
Top left: Daniel
Middle Left: Shane
Left: Keith
Right: Jonathan
Middle Right: Jonah
Top Right: Gerald
Blind Spot: Pin and me




Welcome back to Kuching

Shenton drove us around BDC after that to embarass us and it turned out to be more embarassing when Pin starts to shout his leet speak around BDC. At one point, he was saying "I am very strong! We are t3h l33t GaNg! Recruiting lvl 7x - lvl 9x" and everyone at the kopitiam was like "LOL WTF!?"


Breakfast at Jade Pot after futsal the next day




Jonah Un a.k.a t3h Bihun King